Ah, yes. There was once a version of you that had it all planned out: fried foods, impressive desserts, a whole spread of Super Bowl snacks for you and your crew. Then suddenly, the weekend rolled around and the jam-packed parking lot at the supermarket deterred you, and now, you've found yourself standing in the kitchen without a single appetizer made ahead of time—and just hours before the watch party. Whoops!
Luckily, this list of lazy Super Bowl snacks is here to save the day. Each recipe falls in the category of game day foods that people coming over would expect. Think: buffalo chicken recipes, pull-apart sliders and sandwich ideas, and all the party dips you need to feed a crowd. All of them are doable in the same day (if not in a matter of minutes) with a focus on the simplicity of steps, ingredients, and time. That means no rolling individual pinwheels or pigs in a blanket. No dredging or deep-frying chicken wings. You don't have time for that today. Instead, the slow cooker, air fryer, and other small appliances in your kitchen are going to be your best friends here. They can make quick work (or in the case of a slow cooker, hands-off work) of roasted meats and finger foods. Think about it this way, too: You might get a chance to actually watch the game this year instead of toiling away over a hot griddle.
So pull out those canned goods from your pantry, raid the fridge and frozen foods, and make your selection of MVPs down below. Stop worrying, everything will be hot and ready well before the coin toss out on the field.
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Avocado Salsa Verde
Allison Gootee
Avocados turn brown and mushy over time—that works on your side for once! Work fast to whip up this guacamole-meets-salsa-verde. Three ingredients, five minutes, and it's ready to serve a room full of hungry football fans.
Sure, you could break open a bag of chips and let people have at it but where's the fun in that? Bake kettle-cooked chips in the oven until hot, oily-looking, and slightly golden, then toss to coat them in seasonings. (This is a million times easier than nachos.)
Pull-apart sliders are the ultimate game day hack! Use a serrated knife to cut a package of dinner rolls crosswise, slather on a savory mayonnaise mixture, layer with ham and cheese, and pop in the oven till nice and toasty. Ta-da, you've built a full tray of sandwiches in minutes!
Repeat these words: No deep frying—at least, not for this Super Bowl Sunday. The air fryer makes quick work of chicken wings and they come out just as crispy with less cleanup!
Are you Team Chunky or Team No-Big-Chunks? (Ree is the latter.) Either way, salsa is always a hit! Dump everything into the bowl of a food processor and pulse to combine until you get your favorite kind of consistency.
No ordering out required! (You knew the phone lines would be busy tonight anyway.) Slice a few bagels, pile on marinara and your choice of toppings, and bake them in the oven until the cheese is warm and bubbly.
It's all in the name! It takes is about five minutes and zero cooking, so you can make it during commercials. Scoop it into a bowl, sprinkle a little extra blue cheese on top, and you're done.
Pigs in a blanket? Nope, no time for the fuss of dough. These cocktail franks heat up in tangy-sweet sauce made with a real game-changer ingredient: adobo peppers. Set out a jar of toothpicks and watch everyone gobble them up!
The beauty of a charcuterie board is how easy it is in its customizability. Raid the kitchen for deli meats, cheeses, fruits, nuts, crackers, condiments, whatever you have on hand, and pile them onto a platter. Bonus points if you have a really cute serving board!
Cowboy caviar sounds upscale in its name, but there's nothing too fancy about it. Dump a few cans and diced veggies into a bowl, give it a stir in dressings and seasonings, and it's ready to serve with tortilla chips.
This slow cooker recipe is the longest total time of any on this list, but what it takes in time, it makes up for in low effort. Cook the chicken in tomato sauce, a handful of seasonings, and onion, then cut it into bite-sized pieces, and serve at a taco bar with all the fixin's.
Is it an ongoing Team Chili versus Team Mac and Cheese rivalry in your household? Tonight, everyone wins! Brown the meat, simmer the pasta in sauce, and this comfort food is ready in 30 minutes.
Dump everything into a pot on the stovetop or into a slow cooker and you get all the cheesy goodness you crave in queso. It's spicy, creamy, and "looks like you tried" with almost no effort.
No searing, no babysitting—just let a slow cooker do all the heavy lifting while you watch the game. Give the pork shoulder a good rubdown of seasonings, and let simmer in onions, thyme, and apple cider. Once it's ready, you can shred it with forks and people can help themselves.
You needed something for dessert, right? Whether your hometown team wins or loses, a big bowl of puppy chow is a sweet way to end the night. You can make it in five minutes—that's faster than it takes to preheat the oven!